Wait for iiiiiiit!!

Open To Interpretation


if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via sloshes)

  • god: how much voice could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: how much cuteness could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: i haVE AN IDEA
  • patrick stump: *is born*


don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via sloshes)


so tumblr recommended me a blog


thanks i think i’ll pass

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via sloshes)

(Source: clarklois, via peskytimepirate)



i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

how high were u when u made this text post

(via sloshes)

  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o



Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve


(via kaneda-cat)


are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via sloshes)


following back tons



one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via laughing-has-no-consequences)


i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

(via sloshes)


My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via peskytimepirate)


you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via sloshes)

if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you

(Source: plnts, via sloshes)