Wait for iiiiiiit!!

Open To Interpretation

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via sloshes)

  • god: how much voice could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: how much cuteness could you possibly fit in a tiny man?
  • god: i haVE AN IDEA
  • patrick stump: *is born*

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via sloshes)

lindsaylohoean:

so tumblr recommended me a blog

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thanks i think i’ll pass

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via sloshes)

(Source: clarklois, via peskytimepirate)

lindsaylohoean:

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

how high were u when u made this text post

(via sloshes)

  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via kaneda-cat)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via sloshes)

breakinq:

following back tons

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via laughing-has-no-consequences)

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

(via sloshes)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via peskytimepirate)

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

(via sloshes)

if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you

(Source: plnts, via sloshes)